You know that show, "Kids say the darnedest things?" Well, I have a couple of kids who should be on that. I'll start with Ryan (only because he is the oldest and it seems right). Now that he is 5, he has taken on some more "duties" and really likes to show his independence. So in the morning, I've been having him pick out clothes and get himself dressed. Once he has that accomplished, he needs to use the bathroom and brush his teeth. Well, the other morning, I was back getting Ellie ready in her room when I hear Ryan yell, "Mom, come quick!" I was in the middle of changing a dirty diaper so I say back, "What is it Ryan?" He responds with, "quick, you gotta see this!" So I wrap up what I'm doing and head to the bathroom thinking he is going to show me a rather large poo he has taken in the toilet (he has been doing this lately - each time saying things like, "it's a big one Mom", or "that was a tough one"). So when I get to the bathroom and see him is standing in front of the mirror I'm a bit surprised. I ask what he wants to show me, and with a huge smile across his face, he turns to me and says, "check out my Justin Bieber hair" (all the while pointing to the front part of his hair which he has wet down and pushed forward). I of course laughed and told him how cool he looked even though his hair is no where near as long as Justine Biebers and truth be told, it pretty much looked exactly how it does every other day with the exception of of few hairs he managed to "wet forward" enough to stay in place. To take it a step further, he asked me if I thought Auntie would want to see his hair (Ryan thinks Justin Bieber is Ash's boyfriend because she told him he was a while back and he has never let it go. Every time we hear a Justin Bieber song on the radio, or see him on tv, he says, "Mom, there's Auntie's boyfriend!" Lucky for Ash, Mike doesn't seem to mind sharing his woman with a famous 16 year old boy). I of course thought Auntie would love to see his hair so off we went to get my cell phone and take a picture to send to her. Ryan made sure his hair was looking good then gave me a good "Justin Bieber" pose before I snapped it and sent it away - your welcome Ash! A few other quick not so good things Ryan has said lately . . . on one of our drives down to St. Peter, he says from the backseat, "it is so frickin' hot in here, I need something to drink" - not sure where he picked up that word, but we did have a lengthy discussion about not using it again. And I believe that same day (or the next, I can't remember exactly, but I know he was on a streak of using bad words during one of our weekend visits), he was swimming in the pool with a kick board when something landed on it and his first response was to say, "what the hell is that?" Yeah, our kid has a potty mouth. After another discussion about how it is not good to use the word "hell", he seemed to snap back into his "good Ryan" persona and we didn't have anymore issues.
Now onto Lauren . . . she doesn't talk as much (at least not with words that are understandable to anyone other than Ryan and myself), but she does manage to do somethings that you just have to smile at. Since Ellie has been around, Lauren is very interested in her babies and taking care of them just like I do with Ellie. So it is really no surprise that along with changing her babies diapers, wrapping them in blankets, and gently "shushing" (pretty sure that is not a word) them to sleep while rocking them, she also likes to nurse them (at least she no longer wants to nurse Ellie - that was really interesting). So here she is in the act. I had just finished changing Ellie (apparently the kid poops and pees a lot because it seems like I'm always changing her when things are happening around the house) when I walked out into the living room and saw this . . .


There she was just nursing her baby and watching some cartoons - what a cute little momma! And below is her expression when she finally noticed I was taking pictures of her - apparently she was so into her taking care of business that she didn't even see me at first.

Other than the nursing, there is one thing Lauren says all that time that is just the best. Everyday at nap time, I take her into her room, read her a book, and then say, "I love you, see you later" and then start to walk out the door. At this point, she usually reaches her arms up and says, "huss me" (which is "hug me" in her language) so I lean down and hug her, then right as I'm getting ready to let her go, she says, "piss too" and puckers his lips - honestly, what could be better than giving your kids "husses and pisses!"
I'm just waiting for the day Ellie starts acting like her brother and sister - it will certainly be a fun house to live in that's for sure!