Ryan never stops surprising me with the things he will say or do - everyday seems to bring something new, and usually funny from him. Here are a few of the most recent things he has said or done. The other day we were playing hide-n-seek. Ryan was the seeker while Auntie and I were the hiders. Anyway, he finds me first so we go off to find Auntie together. When we get close to her hiding spot, she jumps out and scares us. Ryan jumps and squeals and then says, "Auntie scared the stuff out of me!" I laugh right away because I know Ryan wants to say that he got the "crap" scared out of him, but "crap" is a word that we don't use at our house (or should I say a word we try not to use) so he has replaced it with "stuff" - one of many words he has come up to replace bad words. Others to stay away from at our house . . . "god" to be replaced with "gosh", "stupid" is now "funny", and "god
damn it" (which happens to be one of daddy's favorite sayings lately) is now "dog
gam it" (daddy actually came up with that one). And trust me, if you happen to slip up and say any of these forbidden words, Ryan WILL hear it and WILL correct you immediately. Half of the time I swear he isn't listening to our conversations and I'll slip up and Ryan will say from the other room, we don't say that word mom - sorry bud, I forgot.
Onto his funny stories he has told me lately. The other day he was talking (shocking isn't it - Ryan talking?) about his
tattoo. This is the same
tattoo he has had for about two weeks because he refuses to let me wash it off. Anyway, he is pointing out all the cool parts of his
tattoo and all of a sudden says, "you want to see my tat dance?" I'm not sure what he is talking about, but I say yes and laugh when he starts wiggling his arm and trying to flex his muscle to make his tat move. When he is finished, I ask who taught him that - his answer, "Aaron." Like any good uncle, Aaron must have shown Ryan his
tattoo "dancing" last time we were all back home and Ryan for some reason remembered it today. Maybe they can have a dance-off next time we get together assuming Ryan's tat is still there. And finally, today he was telling me about his weekend with Grandma and Grandpa and throws in a little story about one of his boogers. According to Ryan, at some point during his visit with Grandma and Grandpa, he picked his nose and decided to put it in his throat (his words). I asked why and he didn't answer, he just kept going with his story. After he put it in his throat, he said he cried (he even showed me how he cried) and ate it up. I'm guessing he cried because he just ate a booger, who wouldn't?! After that story was done, he went on to talking about something else totally unrelated. I was still stuck on the booger story and called Auntie to either confirm or deny - she could do neither as she didn't see him do it, but said he had plenty of alone time to sneak a boogie in if he wanted to. I know the first thing I would do if I had a free minute away from everyone would be to eat a booger - it is just so obvious.
So there is Ryan in a couple of paragraphs - I hope you enjoy him as much as I do!